Some Fine Old Scottish Sayings
And Scottish Slang Words
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Continuing with our Scottish humour, there are some fine old Scottish sayings that go back to grandma's day, and for generations beyond.
 Most of them are not used anymore, and maybe that's just as well as they can even confuse some Scots, depending which part of the country you are from of course.
The Scottish dialect is so much varied from The Highlands to South Ayrshire, and from the East Coast to the West Coast. You see, people in different parts of Scotland can use different words that can mean the same thing.
Honestly, some of these sayings will have you scratching your head, as I did, but I will translate the meanings, as I understand them. Like they say "a nod's as guid as a wink tae a blind horse", meaning, explain yourself properly, and make your meaning clear. If you can understand phrases like that, you're halfway there! Most Scots use slang occasionally and think nothing of it. It's only when you read some you can see how funny it is.
Here I take a look at a mixture of some of the old Scottish sayings, some that are not so old, and some Scottish slang words ......
The old ones ......
I'll gie ye a skelpit lug! - I'll slap your ear.
Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye! - What's meant to happen will happen.
Skinny Malinky Longlegs! - A tall thin person.
Lang may yer lum reek! - May you live long and stay well.
Speak o' the Devil! - Usually said when you have been talking about
someone - they usually appear.
Black as the Earl of Hell's Waistcoat! - Pitch black.
Failing means yer playin! - When you fail at something at least you're trying.
Mony a mickle maks a muckle! - Saving a small amount soon builds up to a large amount.
Keep the heid! - Stay calm, don't get upset.
We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns! - Nobody is better than anybody else - we're all equal.
Dinnae teach yer Granny tae suck eggs! - Don't try to teach someone something they already know.
Dinnae marry fur money! - Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper.
Is the cat deid? - Has the cat died? Means your trousers are a bit short - like a flag flying at half mast.
Haud yer wheesht! - Be quiet.
Noo jist haud on! - Now just hold it, slow down, take your time.
Hell slap it intae ye! - Means it's your own fault.
I'm fair puckled! - I'm short of breath.
It's a dreich day! - Said in reference to the weather, when it's cold, damp and miserable.
Some Scottish sayings that are not so old ......
Gonnae no' dae that! - Don't do that.
Pure dead brilliant - Exceptionally good.
Am pure done in - I'm feeling very tired.
Ma heids mince - My heads a bit mixed up.
Yer oot yer face! - Your very drunk.
Yer aff yer heid - Your off your head - a little bit daft.
And some Scottish slang words ......
Auld - Old.
Braw - Good.
Crabbit - Bad tempered.
Drookit - Soaking wet.
Dunderheid, Eejit, Numptie - All mean idiot.
Dunt - Bump.
Frae - From.
Glaikit - Stupid, slow on the uptake.
Haver - Talk rubbish.
Honkin', Hummin' - Bad smell.
Ken - Know.
Merrit - Married.
Mockit, Manky, Mingin', Boggin' - All mean dirty.
Neep, Tumshie - Turnip.
Screwball - Unhinged, mad.
Scunnered - Bored, fed up.
Skelp - Slap.
Skoosh - Lemonade (or fizzy drink).
Sleekit - Sly.
Stour - Dust.
Tattie - Potato.
Wean - Child.
And here are some words that describe being drunk ......
Blootered, Steamin, Wrecked, Bladdered, Hammered, Smashed.
And here is my favourite of all the old Scottish sayings ......
When you have just said something to someone that they don't quite believe, they are very likely to reply by saying - Aye, Right!!
This list is by no means comprehensive, there are hundreds of old Scottish sayings. These are just some of my favourites and I can't think of any more just now, no doubt some will come to mind later. If there are any you can think of, please email them to me and I will add them to this page.
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